Accents.


How does all you say appear to be music to my ears? I don’t realize. We overheard an American lady buying pizza pie last night and had gotten just a little enthusiastic. Usually typical? Carry out we actually feel that way after paying attention to, state, a lady from Manchester ordering pizza in her own colloquial language? No, naturally maybe not. So whatever really you Us citizens do together with your crazy dental secret, it requires to end. Okay?



You like our very own humour.


Now, I am not one to toot my own horn but as hilarious folks go, i am upwards indeed there. Yes, this is certainly strictly predicated on personal opinion, but that is practically next to the point. Once I make a joke to my buddies it really is tumbleweed main, only even when we make a ‘bad joke’ (as though i am able to anything) to an American woman, its like i may too be Russell Brand. Personally I think like they need to crown me Comedy Queen immediately. You merely generate a girl feel wanted.

Unusual brands for typical peoples circumstances.


How come you contact trousers, “pants”? What makes chips, “fries”? I feel along these lines point is not much an excuse exactly why i am intimately enthusiastic about United states women, but instead simply normally obsessed by the differences. I mean… it’s endearing that We however like you even when you don’t know appropriate names for situations, appropriate?



You’re constantly wonderful.


Always. I’m a pretty happy chappy. Whoever meets myself sometimes comment that i am constantly in a beneficial feeling (I just actually appreciate life women, ok?). Us americans, however,

entire some other level

. Why are you so pleased you are from the tubing? Moreover, why is it so great obtainable it’s labeled as ‘the tubing’? I am all for being polite (and pleased), but even i can not maintain your own sunshine-y goodness, you sensuous US females.



Sarcasm.


This 1 is only a little touch-and-go. Because I FAVOR a sarcastic, quick-witted female. Plus it only thus happens that

every

United states I ever before talked to is great at it. (

Even When they weren’t I Might however consider it had been lovable inside their small accents…

) TO THE POINT. These are generally queens of sarcasm and united states Brits love some rapid wit to-be invest the location, right? No? simply me? Er…



The L Keyword.


This program has more or less ruined living and I can tell around 60per cent of my obsession together with the United States of a has come with this tv show. I would actually state

The Real L Word

had an identical impact, though I’m mostly discussing Lauren because she is your ex of my fantasies. (… Does she even understand how dreamy this woman is?)



ANYWAY. British lesbian TV series equal is exactly what,

Lip service

? Frankie = Shane? There is no-one to be Shane. Let’s stop considering we’re a lesbian Casanova and comparing ourselves to Shane… it isn’t really hot.



How about that G-d dreadful

Candy Bar Ladies

that provided UK lesbians this type of a negative associate for a good couple of months? The casting was terrible (today, i must be cautious as one of my finest gal pals was actually on this). It just emphasized how tiny the London lesbian scene is, plus the unique decreased dreamy ladies. I’m sure you occur Uk dreamboats, so how could you be covering?


The L Term

has actually fundamentally certain myself any particular one day at the usa lesbian scene need me personally mollycoddled by hot women with sexy accents making use of the incorrect names for circumstances. Therefore we determine that my personal fixation with United states lesbians has come from

The L Keyword

. That is certainly that.

Have Uk dramas created alike effect offshore? Some one has to let me know, are US lesbians as enthusiastic about British lesbians?

Publisher’s Note:

Yes.